There´s someting I would like to say,
Take a seat, prick up your ears now.
I start to tell you about „hell“.
Well, it´s just one week ago.
A sunday night, a discotheque.
I felt good, my head quite tipsy.
I looked away, but it was in vain,
Was too late, though it ain´t begun.
No, I tell no lies.
I only wanted to escape that night.
You may smile or close your eyes now.
But can´t imagine how that „lady“ looked like.
Oh, what have I done
To deserve that fate. I was on the run.
I´ll tell you, how it went on:
Had a look on my glass of beer.
But she took my hands and asked me
To dance with her. But I saw her face.
There ached my heart just from the start.
Only a few teeth in her mouth,
Lots of pimples on her skin, oh!
Her lips came near, closer to mine.
I only wanted to escape.
SOLO
Seconds later, as I turned to go
She held me tight. I started sweating.
My heart stood still. So, my last will:
Open the floor, let her fall in.
Well, but finally
I had another thought of where I like to be.
My legs were faster than hers
I drownded my sorrows in a men´s pub.
I want to be alone.
Next sunday evening I will better stay at home.
Stroke my cat, or go to bed…