Earwig des monats: Oktober 2018

Well, I was sitting in the first row of the balcony.
Was drinking beer and having fun. Oh yes, I was so free.
He was so free, up on the balcony.

I had about the very best view on the dusty stage.
The lady right beside me, no, she wasn´t quite may age.
Up on the stage, she wasn´t quite his age.

But we were driving to her home in her old Ford.
For ev´ry mile I sent a prayer to the Lord.
A prayer to the Lord.

SOLO

And I arranged myself right on that lady´s canopy.
A heart of stone, well, and I felt my head was full of beer.
Head full of beer, on lady´s canopy.

That good old lady quickly started to unwrap her face.
For just a second wanted being on another place.
Unwraped her face, he needs another place.

That wife was not exposed to have too bad a night.
She didn´t even look as if she was so tired.
Oh no, she wasn´t tired.

He´s working in the night shift, the bitches are in heat.
He´s working in the night shift, and the ladies,
So called ladies hard to please.

Well, and I tried every position which I thought I knew.
Like “sixty nine” or “back to back”, or man, what do you do?
He thought he knew, oh man, what do you do?

I called it quits and started packing now my good old bag.
As I was just about to have a little heart-attack.
A heart-attack, he needs his good old bag.

I do not really want to die a way like this.
That lady was a thing that I would rather miss.
That he would rather miss.

He´s working in the night shift, the bitches are in heat.
He´s working in the night shift, and the ladies,
So called ladies hard to please.

He´s working in the night shift, the bitches are in heat.
He´s working in the night shift, and the ladies,
So called ladies hard to please.